SO HAPE APE WUZ WALKN IN DOWN WESTSIDESTORY TOWN WHEN CRAPPY APPY PUSHED HM 2 DA GROUND SO DEN HAPE APE SPIT ON CRAPPY APPY AND DEN CRAPPY APPY WUZ LIEK "aw hell no" SO DEN DEY HAD DA EPIC BATTLE OF HISTORY AGES. CRAPPY APPY ATTCKD WTH SHIT BALZ OF FIRE BUT HAPE APE DOGD M AND DEN HAPE APE ATTCKD WTH SMILE PWR CUZ HES HAPPY BUT THT DDNT HURT CRAPPY SO DN CRAPPY TOOK A BTE OUTA HAPE AND THT HURT HPE SO HE FEL 2 DA GROUND LIEK IN DA BEGGININ. SO THN CRAPPY WUZ BOUT TO KLL HAPE WTH A GUN BUT DEN HAPE JUMPD UP N SLICED CRAPPY'S NUTZ N DIK OFF WITH A NIFE SO DEN CRAPPY WUZ LIEK "fk u" AND DEN HIS NUTZ SPEWED OUT PURPLE OOZING SUPER BLOOD N HAPE WUN DA BATL BUT DEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT N HE DEID.